Sarah Ainsley
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| Full Name | hurrrr |
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| Associated Noble House(s) | Ascot. |
| Date of Birth | dob dob dob |
| Father | daddy? |
| Father's Rank | Stallion. Possibly a donkey. |
| Mother | *whicker* |
| Mother's Rank | Mare. |
| Town Residence | {{{residence}}} |
| Year of Debut | 1811 |
| Dowry | sugar cubes and carrots |
Sarah Ainsley is a legend.
She has had 60 proposals this week and is carrying Tom Cruise's baby.
This one time, she met Beau Brummell at a Half-Way House, and he told her that she looked like a horse.